In these tough economic times I know it is hard to have the kind of 4th of July picnic you would like to have which is why I have ripped off all the fancy restaurants best recipes and put them under "Secret Recipes" so you and your family can enjoy the perfect American Picnic without paying those high restaurant costs. I have included recipes for: KFC Original Fried Chicken KFC Cole Slaw Cheeze Whiz Fried Pickles and Circus Circus Funnel Cakes Click the link below to go to the recipes now!
Redneck Fire Alarm
Here is an easy, cheap all purpose fire alarm for all you safety, yet frugal minded, folk out there. Another exiting hint of the day from me to you! Oh, and new game up under "Ma Can I have a Quarter:" Dr, Dentist!
Mother's Day Tampon Bouquet
These flowers are great for Mother's Day, or any time of the month really! Tampon Flower Bouquet Say “I love you” with the gift of flowers. This lovely bouquet will never wilt, and if you use scented feminine products, it will have a springtime-fresh fragrance.
“Hibiscus” flowers Playtex tampons (or similar brand like Rely or Always) Rit fabric dye (fuschia) Hot glue gun Green florist's wire Chopstick Tampax tampons Yellow acrylic paint Scissors Spray-on acrylic sealant Instructions
Cut florist's wire into 3-foot lengths. Double in half, and fold around a chopstick or the end of a paintbrush. Hold ends of wire and twist strands together, leaving a loop at one end.
Dampen tampons just enough so they unfold, then let dry. Thread the wire stems through the center of each tampon so the wire loop is on the inside of each flower. Poke the wire through the string holes when possible.
Mix 2 tablespoons of fabric dye in 1 quart of very hot water. Dip in tampons for a few minutes till desired color is achieved. Squeeze out excess moisture and hang to dry. Cut off strings.
Spray Tampax tampons with acrylic sealant. Let dry. Paint Tampax tampons yellow. Let dry. Cut off strings.
Press wire loops in center of flowers flat. Use hot glue gun to glue yellow “stamens” to flowers. Daisies
Playtex tampons (or similar brand like Rely or Always) Hot glue gun Florist's wire Tampax tampons Yellow acrylic paint Scissors Instructions
Cut florist's wire into 3-foot lengths. Double in half, and fold around a chopstick or the end of a paintbrush. Hold ends of wire and twist strands together, leaving a loop at one end. Dampen tampons just enough so they unfold, then let dry. Spread tampons open flat. Cut into petal shapes. Cut Tampax tampons into thirds. Cut off string. Paint yellow. Let dry. Use hot glue gun to glue yellow centers into flowers. Bend wire loops of stems to 90-degree angles. Hot glue to backs of flowers. ”Daffodils”
o.b. tampons (or similar non-applicator tampons) Hot glue gun Florist's wire Spray-on acrylic sealant Orange and green acrylic paint Scissors Instructions
Cut florist's wire into 3-foot lengths. Double in half, and fold around a chopstick or the end of a paintbrush. Hold ends of wire and twist strands together, leaving a loop at one end. Pull bottom of tampon open to flare base, leaving a “nub” in the center. Cut off strings. Spray with acrylic sealant. Let dry. Paint golden orange. Let dry, then paint center bright green. Bend wire loops of stems to 90-degree angles. Hot glue to ends of flowers.
Swine flu? Pork and Beans Cake just what the Dr. ordered!
I posted a new recipe in the recipe section in honor of the swine flu! Sickening? no! Delicious? Yes!!
F U Homophobes
And I mean that in the nicest possible way! LOL
Life's A Drag Pilot Episode
Here it is babies! Watch me criss-cross dress America with some of the greatest drag performers in the country!
Matthew Martin's new film!
My dear friend and best damn Bette Davis impersonator EVVA! Matthew martin, has just finished shooting the new feature length comedy Baby Jane? Take a look at the trailer. (Keep an eye out for Heklina as well!)
This is the trailer for the upcoming feature film Baby Jane? A parody/homage/horror/comedy based on what else but "What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?" This film stars Matthew Martin, thought to be the best Bette Davis impersonator at this time... also J. Conrad Frank (Katya Smirnoff Skyy) as Blanche, the famously fabulous Heklina as Mrs Bates, the nosey neighbor in the vein of Mrs Kravitz from Bewitched. Mike Finn (Trog) playing the smarmy Edwin, Mark Sargent (Ethel Merman) as his over protective mother Edina. Allotta Boutte (Beach Blanket Babylon) as Elvira, Blanches very close and only companion. With Mark Chambers (Greater Tuna) in two amazing cameo appearances. The handsome Vincent de Paul (Hairspray) as Detective Bill and Jeff Dylan Graham (Watch Out) as Detective Joe as his dizzy "very" close partner. Also cameos from Polyester and Mr. Lobo. We chose San Francisco fine theatre actors to portray the lead characters feeling that was the best way the audience would get lost in the performances by using fresh faces.
Potato Peeling Miracle!
Dawn Wells of Gilligan's Island shares a real life saver for us girls!
New Kitty Litter Kake Recipe up And MORE!
Oh babies! So much to share! A special thank you to KBAC listener Rick W for sharing his wonderful Kitty Litter Cake Recipe with me! Its now up under "Secret Recipes" you can access by clicking the tab to your left.
Happy Valentines Day!
Or Single Awareness Day (SAD) whichever you are celebrating today!
I had the hat first dang it!
Aretha is always stealing my thunder!
Secret Recipes Finally Up!
Well babies I finally did it! I got some of my favorite secret recipes and all time favorites up and posted on the new link to your left titled (what else?) "Secret Recipes." I also created a new page with some fun games including Hillbilly Hangman and Housefly Invasion! To check 'em out just click on the "Mom Can I Have a Quarter?" tab to your left
Happy New Years Babies! Mighty fine in 2009!
May peace break into your house and thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become magnets for $100 bills and may love stick to your face like day old eyelash glue. May laughter assault your lips and may your clothes wreak of success. May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had in 2008 forget your home address AND MAY 2009 BE YOUR BEST YEAR YET!!! Thanks and gratitude for all of your support and love in 2008! XOXO Wenda
WENDA WONDERLAND
Here is my entry for the Sundance Film Festival/YouTube Project Direct contest. Wish us luck!
My Country Fried Christmas TV Special
Watch as I head home for the holidays and end up encountering that awful Christmas Grinch: gay marriage bigotry! It's a three part, 30 minute special so be sure and watch it in its entirety! Happy Holidays babies!
Milk premier with Wenda Watch and HRA
Please join me along with The Human Rights Alliance for the premier of "Milk" starring Sean Penn. It will be this Friday December 12th at 7pm with another showing at 7:20 if the first is sold out. We will have door prizes, a small presentation and the author of "The Harvey Milk Story" will be on hand to sign copies of the book. See you there! DeVargas Mall United Artist Cinema 6.
Turkey Tips, Family Pics and Bewitched Clips; all for your Turkey Day enjoyment! Frying a Turkey? For the love of GOD! Be Careful!!
Now I love fried ANYTHING as much as the next gal but after two, count 'em TWO Thanksgivings ruined by a bunch of drunk hillbillies (my family) trying to fry a turkey it is now OFF LIMITS at my mobile home! Here is a picture of my mobile home in '04. All my Precious Moments RUINED! And here is Lavonda and Emogene and my burnt pussy. Poor thing was worse off than when I shaved it. Lord it itched for WEEKS! I will never forget it as we had to go down to the KUM and GO and buy our Thanksgiving dinner off the shelf! Yes kids, I had Potted Meat, Doritos and Laffy Taffy for dinner that year. Cried myself to sleep. I mean you can only imagine what sorta place it is! Why just look at their dumpster! Of course my dang family, as usual, just drank more beer and turned the fire into a hot tub party! I tried to stay calm through it all, after all it was the holidays, but then I found Ray Ray across the lot. He had gotten himself all drunked up again and snuck into his Aunt Happy's mobile home and then got into her wigs and makeup. He thought it would be hilarious. To me it was just one more in a series of heartbreakin' embarrassments that year. Well that ripped it and I ended up throwing a huge fit and everyone laughed at me and I stormed off and ended up feeling as lonely as I did that one week I tried to go to The Community College and live in the dorms. But we all made up and my boys Goat and Little Ray Ray went right to work repairing the mobile home. As you can see Goat is a wiz with a hydraulic nail gun (the funds for which were donated by The First Lutheran Church, as well as enough casseroles to feed an army, a big THANK YOU to them!) And Luckily little Ray Rays' gun and guitar collection was spared the fire, even though all of our clothes were not. So keep old Wenda in mind again if you are thinkin' about fryin' a turkey this year. And if you think I'm a foolin' here's a safety video showin' just what can (and HAS) happen. Like I say just start servin' the beers early, let them boys pass out and wake 'em up when the turkey comes out of the oven. They will have slept through the whole time they should have been fryin' and your home (and dignity) will be saved!
According to the Underwriters Laboratory website: Turkey Fryers A longtime food favorite in the southern United States, the delicious deep-fried turkey has quickly grown in popularity thanks to celebrity chefs such as Martha Stewart and Emeril Lagasse. While some people rave about this tasty creation, Underwriters Laboratories Inc.'s (UL) safety experts are concerned that backyard chefs may be sacrificing safety for good taste.
"We're worried by the increasing reports of fires related with turkey fryer use," says John Drengenberg, UL consumer affairs manager. "Based on our test findings, the fryers used to produce those great-tasting birds are not worth the risks. And, as a result of these tests, UL has decided not to certify any turkey fryers with our trusted UL Mark."
Here's why using a deep-fryer can be dangerous: Many units easily tip over, spilling the hot oil within the cooking pot. If the cooking pot is overfilled with oil, the oil may spill out of the unit when the turkey is placed into the cooking pot. Oil may hit the burner/flames causing a fire to engulf the entire unit. Partially frozen turkeys placed into the fryer can cause a spillover effect. This too, may result in an extensive fire. With no thermostat controls, the units also have the potential to overheat the oil to the point of combustion. The sides of the cooking pot, lid and pot handles get dangerously hot, posing severe burn hazards.
If you absolutely must use a turkey fryer, here are some tips for safer use: Turkey fryers should always be used outdoors a safe distance from buildings and any other material that can burn. Never use turkey fryers on wooden decks or in garages. Make sure the fryers are used on a flat surface to reduce accidental tipping. Never leave the fryer unattended. Most units do not have thermostat controls. If you don't watch the fryer carefully, the oil will continue to heat until it catches fire. Never let children or pets near the fryer when in use. Even after use, never allow children or pets near the turkey fryer. The oil inside the cooking pot can remain dangerously hot, hours after use. To avoid oil spillover, do not overfill the fryer. Use well-insulated potholders or oven mitts when touching pot or lid handles. If possible, wear safety goggles to protect your eyes from oil splatter. Make sure the turkey is completely thawed and be careful with marinades. Oil and water don't mix, and water causes oil to spill over, causing a fire or even an explosion hazard. The National Turkey Federation recommends refrigerator thawing and to allow approximately 24 hours for every five pounds of bird thawed in the refrigerator. Keep an all-purpose fire extinguisher nearby. Never use water to extinguish a grease fire. Remember to use your best judgment when attempting to fight a fire. If the fire is manageable, use an all-purpose fire extinguisher. If the fire increases, immediately call 9-1-1 for help. Even after use, never allow children or pets near the turkey fryer. The oil inside the cooking pots remains dangerously hot, hours after use.
A Bewitched Thanksgiving
Here is Samantha's Thanksgiving to remember. The lesson we learn from Sam in this episode is just as relevant now as it was then. If not MORE so! Best television show ever.
Welcome!
Well hi babies! I have moved the old Mobile Home once again (for more info on that you can read my blog down at the bottom of this page all about THAT mess.) and settled down out west; Southwest to be exact. Santa Fe! Went and opened this little Diner so as I can chat with all my old and new friends and frankly, pay the freakin' bills. So much to tell you! So much to get started on! So sit back, look at the menu, see what cha' ya hungry for and then sit back and get ready for the hottest dish on the web! To your left is your Diner Menu. Click around and see what your hankerin' for. "Home Fries" is all about me and my home page, "Blog Plate Special" is my ramblins about this and that to read, "TV Dinners" is episodes of my TV show to watch, "Letters Home" is some more writin' and ramblin' to friends and family members to read, "Sweet Treats" is all kinda pictures to look at, "Chef Suggestions" is other websites I have enjoyed visiting and thought you might too and "Trannyshack Southwest" is pictures and videos from the amazing event I hosted recently here in Santa Fe. Eat all you want honey! There is more comin!
Hi Babies!
Wenda Watch's Gay 101
The on-line companion to New Mexico's The Voice column "Gay 101" Well Hi Babies !
It's me your old pal Wenda Watch. Lord what a rocky Well my Lord what a long hard road it has been! For those of you who go way back with me to my days as cable access queen and host of my very own white-trash cooking show beamed directly from my mobile home to yours it is so good to be back with you again! For those of you I am just meeting allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wenda Watch and I have been involved with the gays now for over 20 years, and really through no fault of my own. What happened was like I said earlier back in the late 80's I was just mindin' my own business, doin' my cooking show when somehow the satellite beam got screwed up and off it shot over San Francisco right into the home of my now dear friend Sister Zsa Zsa Glamour of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Well she thought my show was funny or campy or somethin' like that (To this day still not real sure why. I was just cookin' my favorite Spam recipes. Nothin funny ‘bout Spam.) Anyway, she asked if I would come to San Fran and do her show Lavender Lounge. Well my husband Burl is on the road truckin' so much and all of the kids is gone, well ‘cept for Goat and he's so busy what with runnin' his tattoo parlor out there in the converted carport garage that he never misses me so I said ‘why not!'
Well before I know it I get swept off into the dizzying highs and horrible lows of the queer lifestyle. Party after party star after star. Before I knew what was happening I was whisked off to nowhere else but Hollywood! Just like a slightly larger Lana Turner (who said “who?!”) I was taken to La La Land to be a part of QTN; the first international privately run Queer Television Network! Yes Babies, Miss Wenda was on her way! How thrilling that little ‘ol me was picked by a television network to criss-cross dress America and travel from state to state exploring the wondrous world of drag queens and kings and report back to all of you about all of it.
Of course, with all of the love, support and desire that our wonderful country America has to give to welcome diversity and embrace the gay culture that it has, the damn thing went belly up within the year.
Well you can imagine my shock and chagrin. There I was already getting signatures on the petition to give me a star on the Walk of Fame (If Donald trump can have one I can too, besides my wigs look better anyway.) when the heel dropped and I was out on my ear stranded in Hollywood. (Burbank actually and honey let me tell you it is a long hike over that hill!) What was a girl to do?
Luckily, about this time Burl had pulled through Silver Lake where I was staying (don't ask) in his big rig and was gonna drive me back home to Oklahoma. Well, as we were goin' down I-40 I realized we would be passin' through New Mexico and I had always dreamed of seeing Albuquerque and Santa Fe! Now that I have seen ‘em I'm not quite sure why I had always dreamed that but in any state that is so brown I stick out like some exotic tropical flower I can't help but love it, so I stayed. Got me one of them what they call Casitas in Santa Fe and started lookin' for my gays.
Well! You can imagine my shock and horror when snooping around the town so many of the fags back west call Santa Gay that I wasn't able to find even ONE gay bar. Well, there is one but its more like paying a visit to my great aunt Chubby at the retirement home back in Oklahoma affectionately called “God's Little Waiting Room” than it is visiting a gay club. Anyway, when I did run across the occasional gay, lesbian or (thank God!) a tranny I was just dumbfounded to learn they knew nothing of their, your, our fabulous gay heritage and history. No no no! This would not do! I immediately called up my dear friend Ryan at The Voice and I said “Who ever has been passing out gay cards around here is asleep at the wheel! Being gay means SO much more than sleeping with someone of the same sex you barely know and will regret meeting in the morning! It is more than knowing Brittany's precise location of every freakin' moment of every freakin' day. (Jesus can you imagine where that girl would be if she was talented? All this on a whiny voice and Manic Depression. Shit, if that's all it takes my closet should be filled with Grammy's by now!)
Anyway, I realized that once again the GLBT community was in desperate need of Miss Wenda's help! Wonder Wenda to the rescue. So here's how its gonna go down kids. I will do my part to help the community by bringing fabulous, famous, wonderful GLBT community members to our dried up little neck of the woods here in New Mexico (Can anyone say Trannyshack Southwest starring Heklina of San Francisco fame? Stay tuned—I've got her comin' with a whole gaggle of Trannys in May!) But you're gonna have to do your part too. I am revoking everyone's gay cards as of now and we are all going back to school! I will be assigning ‘homo-work' for you all each week and the following week we will discuss what we learned and then get our new homo-work for the next week. You may be asked to read a book, download a Shirley Bassey song. (Who said ‘Who?!” See this is EXACTLY what I am talkin' about!) You may be asked to watch a camp classic movie or find out who Harvey Milk is before the big new Sean Penn movie about his life comes out.
Eventually I hope to host gay movie night at one of the local theaters where we can all join together in a darken room, finally for once without a mirrored ball hanging from the roof and the smell of poppers hanging in the air. We can all come together in our faggotry, dykeness, and trannydom and bask in the glow of Judy in Oz, or Divine in Baltimore both magical wonderful moments in our Queer history.
So-nice to meet ‘cha! If you see me out you'd better say ‘howdy!” Rest up ‘cause schools back in session starting next issue. Oh babies we are gonna have a ball together joyously trudging down the yellow brick road of our incredible GLBT history and heritage. So- stay tuned! I've got so much fun up my sleeve you'd think I was Doug Henning. (Who said “who?!”)
Wenda in the Lion's Den
09/19/08 Wenda in The Lion's Den Well Miss Wenda put on the biggest pinkest most glitteriest thing she could find, made a big sign that said "God Loves Me" on one side "And Jesus thinks I'm Fabulous!" on the other and headed down to the new Santa Fe Convention Center. When the people from the Dallas Bible Church holding their hate rally in the guise of Jesus' love approached me and told me I was welcome to come in I told them "I know. Its MY community center. I live here." When they said that they are just here to praise Jesus and "don't hate anyone" I asked then why did their website say that the "Homosexual explosion" had turned Santa Fe into a new Sodomy and Gomorrah and it's river had dried up like the city's morals and they would pray for Santa Fe's sins and when our morals returned the river would flow again. " They SERIOUSLY asked me "What website?" I told them www.revivesantafe.com and they just stared at me. This happened more than once! I asked them "Don't you know what this group is?? Haven't you researched who these people that have come into OUR home to tell us how we are living is wrong are??? If they ask you to drink the kool aid; are you going to???" One girl said "but its in the Bible" and I said "Yes, and in the same paragraph in Leviticus saying its a sin it also says that eating shellfish, wearing blended fabrics and having sex with a women while she is menstruating is just as big a sin. Have you done any of those? I believe your "Revive Santa Fe" t-shirt is a cotton-poly blend there. The bible is not a buffet, we don't get to pick and choose what we like and don't like!" No response. (I was really amazed at how little these people really knew. How much, when given the facts, they were unable to back up wheat they were doing there.) Finally when the head honcho came out and again, told me I was welcome inside I told him "I know I am ITS MY COMMUNITY CENTER! I live here! And honey, I just moved from Dallas a year ago and I know how it rolls too." He smiled ands said "Its a great city isn't it?" and I said "Yea, but let me ask you doesn't the Bible say "Pick the plank from your eye before picking the splinter from mine?" "Yes it does" said the Texan "Well apply it" I said. "This city is the oldest in the country. Over 400 years old and we are doing just fine. You go get Dallas cleaned up and sin free THEN come back and see us."
Once the line was substantial enough I said so everyone could hear "The real reason I am here is because the suicide rate amongst lesbian and gay youth is extremely higher than any other minority and it is because when life is bad enough and they feel they have no one to turn to and should be able to take comfort in the love of God you people tell them He hates them instead and THAT IS A CRIME! No matter what you do you CAN NOT convince me that God doesn't love me exactly as I am and for you to use Gods love as a weapon against people different that you must be a sin bigger than any other I can think of." Someone said "God DOES love you, he hates the homosexual act!" I said "If God is all love then how can He hate?" They had no answer. It was time to go inside and they again invited me in. I apologized and said I had to go put my "Christ Consciousness" into action and had volunteered to go work on a show for the Santa Fe Recovery Center helping alcoholics and addicts." (Yea I know talk about me playing the martyr card but those people eat that kind of shit up and it shut them up thinking I wouldn't come see what they were about because I was actually DOING something to help others! hee hee) I told them that I hoped they would think about what I had said and to remember the only time Jesus got mad is when he went to church! If nothing else there was a high school girl waiting to go in that I looked over at and she smiled and did tiny hidden waive to me barely moving her fingers. Maybe she will know that God loves her for whoever she is. AND YOU TOO! Okay enough-the newspaper story is below. How they didn't use a picture of me I'll NEVER know!!!! LOL Have a great day!!! http://www.santafenewmexican.com/SantaFeNorthernNM/Revival-leaders--Mission-is-one-of-love
The email below is an open letter that I sent to Kyle Martin head of Revive Santa Fe which is the group sent up here from Dallas Bible Church (DBC) to 'save' Santa Fe.
Dear Mr. Martin, Well I heard we had some out of state visitors to our new convention center and I wanted to go down and welcome ya'll to OUR city like a good hostess should so I put on my prettiest pink dress and went down to MY new convention center to see your Texas group there. Took LOTS of GREAT pictures too! Although it is a clever guise you are using wanting to pray for Santa Fe's river that has "dried up like our morals" And how the "homosexual explosion" has ruined our community unfortunately your concern just doesn't ring true. You see, I moved from Dallas over a year ago and I gotta tell ya Kyle; you really have some nerve thinking OUR city needs help. Not only is our city 400 years old and doing quite well but Kyle honey, we don't even have a GAY NIGHTCLUB in our town. Dallas??? Please. Because I believe God is pure love and therefore cannot hate anything or anyone I'm not always on the look out for cities full of sinners that need savin' but since you do you might want to take the Biblical quote "Remove the timber from your eye before plucking the splinter from mine" and apply it. Unfortunately, looking deeper and knowing from past experience that most of these new Wal-Mart churches' motives (like DBC) and the Zealots that lead it (whom The Bible also tells us to steer clear of) are usually not on the fundamental side so much as they are on the fiduciary me thinks that Dallas just can't support another "mega-church" and upon looking around and surveying the land several bells and whistles went off when asking yourselves two questions: "Where is there a place with 1) wealth and 2) no mega churches? " and "Santa Fe" was the response that came back. Now honey, I believe in free speech and since I want to have the right to live me life the way I like I must respect the fact that you have the right to live yours as you like. But just as I don't come to your house and try and dress you in drag or force you to date a man because I think its right, don't be coming into my home and try and force what YOU think is right on me. You know, when I hear of gay and lesbians teens time and again committing suicide (their suicide rate is disproportionately higher than any other teen group) because at a time in their life when they are already so confused and troubled then to add the confusion of possibly being gay to that and feeling they have nowhere to turn and the only place they may have to find comfort is in God's love and you come along and tell them they don't have that either because God hates them is nothing short of a crime. Using God's love as a weapon against people different than you is, if I believed as you do, probably the greatest sin I can imagine. I know, I know "God loves everybody he hates the homosexual act" as many of your people tried to explain to me as I marched up and down Marcy street with my "God Loves Me and Jesus thinks I'm Fabulous!" sign. Blah Blah Blah. You are still singling out the homosexual as not being perfect whole and complete and just as God made them, which is not true. Being such an avid Bible reader as I am sure you are Kyle certainly you know that the same book of the Bible, Leviticus, that says that homosexuality is a sin also says eating pork or shrimp, shaving, wearing blended fabrics and having sex with a women while menstruating is just as evil a sin. SOOOO, just our of curiosity Kyle, ever get all showered and shaved, slip into a cotton-poly blend shirt and slacks to go eat at Red Lobster and have a romantic evening to help soothe your grouchy wife??? Hmmmmm??? Well that's FOUR in one evening! Us poor gays just have the one sin. (Unless of course WE get cleaned up and go eat Red Lobster with our boyfriends. But that's still only 3 sins since we, as men, don't menstruate and RARELY wear a cotton poly blend! And eating at Red Lobster is kinda questionable too so we might just have the two sins [shaving and gay sex] to your four. ) Jeez! Come to think of it. Maybe we need to be praying for you all. My God! Every day there are millions of middle class straight people in strip malls and road side BBQ stands around the country that are just blindly sinning their way to hell and flinging their Kathy Lee Gifford sports apparel and McRib sandwiches right into the face of God!! The Bible is not a buffet, friend. We can not pick and choose what we want and leave what we don't so if you are gonna pursue this "pray for the gays" thing you better get your act in order quick! Or better off, just admit you don't like fags and quit hiding behind Jesus' robes. Heck, I would respect that a whole lot more than this, I mean at least its honest. Or, as I suspect is the case, just come out of the damn closet and quit taking your self hatred and internalized homophobia out on the rest of us and give me a break because, to me, and I am serious about this what you are practicing is a form of terrorism. Coming into someone else's town and home, uninvited, and deciding that how they are living is wrong and your way is right and then forcing your ideas, concerns and religious beliefs on them while telling them that they need to be saved and that by thinking like you do and acting like you do they will be happier and their city will be better is, quite simply, terrorism and right now there is only one thing the entire country agrees on and that is "We won't let the terrorist win." Go home Kyle. Save YOUR city. Save YOUR soul or better yet be a real Christian and just do the two things Jesus asked of us: Love God with all your heart and love one another and let's leave the judging up to HIM. Have a safe trip back and come back next year for Zozobra. If you are lookin' for somethin' else to pray for Santa Fe about have we got a pagan ritual for you!!
XOXO Miss Wenda Watch
Pride on the Plaza Updates, Pics and Video
Well I'll be durned! Everyone kept on tellin' me that although Santa Fe, New Mexico was full of gay Pride their Pride events were lacking quite a bit! Well boy were they wrong! One of the early event that week was takin' the Pride Train down to Lamy, NM. When we got there we got out and had BBQ then hopped back on board and on the way back your truly did every freakin' train number she could think of!
Next up was Pride on the Plaza Saturday morning. We started out in a float for max's with the good old "Over the Rainbow" thing goin' on and I of course played Wenda the Good Witch. That was so much fun and what a shock to end up winnin' FIRST PRIZE for the darned thing! Then I went on and hosted the Pride on the Plaza show right there in historic downtown Santa Fe and just had a ball. Your old gal Wenda even ended up makin' the COVER of the Santa Fe New Mexican Sunday paper! I just had such a good time all day long and ended it workin' the door for Max's fabulous after party. Here's a bunch of pictures and an photo album for ya! Thanks babies for makin' it such a success and I am already lookin' forward to next year! PRIDE ON THA PLAZA 2008
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